Not sure why the black box to his left, but whatever. Anyway, I then see the caption. His title, so to speak. And as it turns out he is the new Youth and Family Minister at our local Lutheren Church. I'm alarmed. I don't know why. But if you are being introduced, and especially if you are to make an impression on parents whose youths you will be ministering, wouldn't you want to clean it up a little. Where was God when this picture was taken? I already don't like the guy. He looks smarmy. Icky. And he's only 20. He's still a youth! Oy. Call me crazy. Although I guess he has good charisma. Then again, Hitler had a lot of that too and we all know that went over like a Led Zepplin. However, maybe he'll rock and do great things for kids. Maybe had he counseled or ministered the couple below, they wouldn't look like they got their engagement photo taken amidst flying forward on a sex swing? Or like she's his mother pressing her teen aged son up against her breasts. Like this:
What goes on in this town?