Cod vs. Cud

"Panko encrusted Cod" was the description.  And I watched as she put out a whole new pan of fresh pieces all crispy lookin' and garnished with parsley and lemon wedges.  "Mmmm" thought my pregnant appetite.  (Welcome back, by the way).  So I ordered up a chunk, along with some peas and roasted new potatoes.  Dinner is served.

WHAT THE FUCK did I just eat?  Is there such thing as imitation cod?  Cause I guarantee you that what I ingested just now was ne'er a swimmer.  NO..this grew stationary in shit and muck, and not the good fertilizing shit and muck either.  I could barely chew it?  And to make matters worse, it is now stuck in my teeth and I don't have any dental floss at work.  I found a straw but since my adult braces I lack gap so that failed.  OY, I'm distoybed.

Even more disturbing is the fact that I ate it all!  But really, anything smothered in tartar sauce is edible. 

Speaking of parsley, here's a joke that my bro told me at a recent family function:

Q: What is the difference between parsley and pussy?
A:  Nobody eats parsley.

Yup.  That's my family.  Come to think of it, that cod is what I imagine pussy just might taste like. 

What's wrong with me tonight?  I best hang this thing up~