Every so often I check out the local paper from the county in which I blossomed until I up and left for a higher education. It's very entertaining. In fact I have posted the local police report on here before because you read about someone's change being stolen out of their car or a chainsaw that went missing. Or even some "skids" that disappeared from the local tractor distributor. Well, once again I sought and found cheap thrills from this paper. On the front page was a picture of a kid. Well, at first glance I thought "kid", nothing more. Kinda creepy looking, with dark, sullen eyes like someone who doesn't sleep or smokes too much weed. He had a smirk on his face like he's constantly got something up his sleeve and we'll never find out what it is. It was this guy:
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
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