Have you ever been "SWANKED"?
I used to think it was painful to watch Hilary in any movie. My sister and I dubbed it "gettin' Swanked". We could be talking on the phone and one of us would screech in horror:
Her: "I just got Swanked"
Me: "Oh no! I'm sorry!"
Her: "I need a drink"
(We are always looking for reasons to drink)
Seriously, she was at one time cute but maybe she lost so much weight that she became man-faced or something, I dunno. But I can't watch movies with her in them! I seriously thought nothing could be worse.
Until now. Until this happened:
You have now contracted The Zellweger! UGH! Lately every photo I see of her makes me cringe. I feel nauseated and dizzy like I'm gonna puke or faint. What happened?
And how did she land this?
Well helloooo BLUE EYES!
I now think I'd rather get Swanked any day. I do not want another case of The Zellweger. Now could someone be so kind as to "Cooper" me?