I received a swimsuit today. One of four, yes FOUR, that I ordered online in search of the perfect..AHEM..miraculous fit. And I love it. And miraculously, it fits. Not like in the picture of course, but isn't it cute?
So anyway, I like it sooo much that I thought I would tell all my girlfriends about it. I open my email and find the "payment confirmation/shipping confirmation" one and as I'm scrolling down and scanning the words looking for the name of the suit I see this:
Shipping Method: FEDEX Ground (Delivered by the attractive, shorts-wearing FedEx Guy in 3-5 business Days)
That kinda cracked me up. But it got me to thinking...do they not hire women?
And just in case you have to have it too, it's a Tommy Hilfiger Noepe Patterned Tankini. Dig it.
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