Nope. Not talking about Herpes. Check this out:
I assure you this is not a joke. So pray tell...WHO and WHY?
Are you the person playing lawn games and don't want to set down your beer? I imagine most lawn games require bending, jumping, and reaching. So how is it this would be good for that? Or maybe you are doing yard work? Again, a lot of movement required. Are you in construction and need both hands free at all times? Not good to "drink and saw", much less hammer or climb a ladder. I just don't get it. Maybe you want to mow and drink? If your lawn is sooo big you can't go the distance without a beer, then you should have a riding mower equiped with a cup holder. Golfer? I'm not one myself but I've seen people tee off and again, there is a lot of hip action in that swing!
So ya, I need help here. Digame por favor...WHO and WHY?
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
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