Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Que Pasa?

I feel like I need to write, or blog just to satify my own "blog withdrawal" but I have nothing to say!  Actually, I have to pause for a moment to scan a man's scrotum...doot di do...

10 minutes later....

Blogger's block.  Is there such a thing?  I hate to waste people's time with meaningless words of nothing.  Then again, who's reading?  Not to offend the few that are!  LOL!  So how 'bout an update.

I'm back from Arizona and had the most wonderful time.  It was the first time I recall being there when the desert was "in bloom" and it was soooo much prettier and sightly than ever before.  I've always been an ARIZONA: TAKE IT OR LEAVE it bumper sticker and now I think I've become a bit more ARIZONA: YA GOTTA SEE THE DESERT BLOOM.  The weather was gorgeous, the accomodations were superb ('cept for the litle scorpion that tried to crash our pad but got violently evicted) and the company was absolutely GRAND!  I even found a new boyfriend on the trip!  If only I was 30 years younger.  We ate great, soaked up a little sun and a lot of wine and had intellectual drunken conversations.  What more could you ask for? And the best part was that I got to do it all with my Mom and Sister.  THANK YOU, if you are out there.

Just an update on my relationship-it's rockin' like never before.  I don't know why one waits a year to vomit all his supressed shit on me, but he made some valid points and after I burped back things seem to be going so smoothly (for now) that he told me today that if this "fix" continues we can soon try for numba two!  I'm very happy 'bout dat.  It made me cry and tingle.  Oh, speaking of tingling...

...the nite I returned from my AZ trip I had my first non-coppertop orgasm!  Well, I've had a couple before, a decade or so ago but since then my mind has checked out down there due to lack of activity sans the energizer bunny.  And it was a good one!  Not some little miniscule "o" that makes you think later that maybe you were just kinda...close?  It made my man cry!  I'm not kidding either.  It's been weighing on him for five plus years the poor, patient thing.  It came about orally, but that's okay!  And then two nights later I had another.  My secret?  If one must know...I did some serious fantasizing.  I didn't exclude him at all, but rather added several more of him.  Well, T.M.I. really.  But I thought I'd share.  Now he's really gonna want it ALL THE TIME!  haha.

On that note, it's back to work time.  Nite.


  1. Glad your back! And for your orgasm comment.. your a bitch!

  2. I know! But it's been a long time comin' (no pun intended)

  3. There are those of us out here in blog land that are sooooo jealous...